A funny headcanon~
Prussia: ...What the hell! I told you about leaving huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck!
Romano: Oh, quit your bitching. No one will notice.
Prussia: Right. Because no one fucking notices purple marks over skin that isn't supposed to be purple!
Romano: Pfft. If anything, your pale ass could use a bit of color.
Prussia: That isn't funny, Romano.
Romano: Romano? Who is this "Romano"?
Prussia: ...What?
Romano: From the way you were rambling on last night, I was beginning to think that my name was God.
Prussia: .........
Romano: "Oh God, yes! Please, God!"
*By now Prussia has exited the room out of sheer embarrassment and anger, already plotting on how he'll get revenge*







